Nic and Kajal have buggered off to London because they're massive fans of Wills and Kate and they NEED TO BE THERE, MAN. Also, Nic is meeting the family for the first time. Nothing to worry about there, we're a charming family, whatever all those wankers say, and any other family would be overjoyed to have us join them. It saddens me, though, this absence of brother mine and Lady K, because they are a large part of my social life. They are in fact half of my social life so Harriet and Karen need to up their game plan.
However, we can keep in contact via the magic of le phone, and Nic has already expressed his horror at a book topic through this very medium. Book synopsis: About to break up couple go to therapy only to find she has been infected and is a zombie. They must survive and learn to love each other again.
If ever there was an OMG moment, this is it, people. O M G. Where O is not for awesome.
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"About to break up couple go to therapy only to find she has been infected and is a zombie. They must survive and learn to love each other again."
Haha... THAT, is hilarious! And just awful.
That wasn't Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was it?
No it wasn't. I've read that - was quite entertaining. The whole shagging of a zombie seems a tricky topic. Vampires are dead but they can communicate and manage to not kill and eat you immediately. Zombies just don't seem to have that sort of control. Or those sorts of communication skills. No polite conversation from zombies. It's all 'Brains, brains' and immediately biting of whatever part of you is closest.
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