I tripped again. With witnesses this time. Reopened knee wound and got another. I am a champion.
Nothing says sophisticated like a 32-year-old woman with sticking plasters on her knees and elbows. It does also rather suggest carpet burn, which might have been a much more pleasant way to get these injuries. Better luck next time, maybe.
Exercise is bad for me.
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I thought that all you talked about was having cake or chocolate for breakfast. Apparently, it's injuries sustained while exercising!
Let's get you back to talking about chocolate!
We already know you're not that innocent
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