Sunday, March 7, 2010

Katie and Pen fail to make a porno


I'm not sure where we went wrong. I mean, we had all the ingredients. Two exceptionally hot women wearing very little in the way of sleepwear, a broken stove, dubious music and the stove repair man. An unattractive stove repair man, which if my knowledge of porn is to be believed, means he's well hung.

He came in, he fixed the stove, he left. Didn't even want a cup of tea.

We're still shaking our heads over how we failed to recognise the potential in this situation. I think we were too busy talking about whether or not to do a load of washing.

We need help.

1 comment:

Nat said...

awwww

Maybe next time then? We'll get somebody to come round and break the stove or something.