Whale tail

I saw a whale's tail. Not the top of a g-string poking out the back of a slapper's low-riding jeans - an actual whale tail in Sydney harbour. First real whale tail! Didn't see the rest of the whale, it was refusing to show us everything, the big flirt. The coastguard blocked it off so stupid people couldn't sail their boaties over it, as stupid boatie people like to do - they are also very fond of sailing directly in the ferry's path.

So, whales are big. Quite big. Bigger than Tim, even.

Extreme hurtification

So dry July. So far I've had a lot of headaches. And so much pizza. Almost my entire quiz team is sober, which means we all get bored a great deal more quickly. Is quiz only bearable with booze? Can't be true.

Word up

The wind has picked up, due in no small part to me eating vegan for a week.

I've just been hassled by Australians for calling my jandals 'jandals'. Apparently this is weird. This statement comes from people who eat jaffles. I think that's all we need to know.